âCut the crapâ and âFishes not faecesâ read some of the many colourful slogans at Gyllyngvase Beach in Falmouth where hundreds of protesters gathered on Saturday to demand action over the scourge of sewage pollution in British waterways.
Wearing fancy dress and waving inflated plastic poops, they paddled into the bay on surfboards, kayaks and standup paddle boards â as did protesters at more than 30 other events across England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland â with the Cornish charity Surfers Against Sewage leading the way.
âWe know exactly whatâs going in the sea,â Demi Taylor, one of several key speakers, told the Falmouth crowd. âNo matter what the water companies try to tell us, if it looks like poo, it smells like poo and it tastes like poo, it probably is poo!
âWeâre here today to say the ocean doesnât owe us anything; in fact we owe the ocean absolutely everything. At least we have the choice about whether we go into the sea [when itâs polluted] â the marine life out there doesnât. So weâre here advocating on behalf of the environment.â
Statistics show there were more than 464,056 sewage spills in Englandâs rivers and coastlines in 2023 â a 54% increase on the previous year â totalling more than 3.6m hours. South West Water, the local utility, accounted for 58,249 of those spills, totalling 530,737 hours.
Lauren Holford attended the protest with her partner Mike and their two-year-old son Roo. âWeâre here because we love going swimming in the ocean. But there have been so many sewage alerts locally â it felt like there was one every day at one point,â she said. âWeâre also thinking about future generations. Whatâs it going to be like for them?â
Giles Bristow, chief executive of Surfers Against Sewage, told the crowd: âThis is our beach, our ocean, and we are reclaiming this place from the polluters. A year ago today we had an apology from the water companies, but did they change? No. Pollution events jumped last year, apparently because it was raining. Itâs a shame they didnât know it rains here.â
Under exceptional circumstances, water companies are permitted to allow sewage into waterways, but Bristow said this was intended for âreally heavy rain, to stop it backing up into peopleâs housesâ.
âThe definition of âexceptionalâ feels like itâs become more and more loose, and itâs almost become an operational exercise to keep costs down,â he said. âBut we cannot keep putting peopleâs health at risk and allowing companies to profit from polluting the environment.â
Sewage has become an especially topical issue. In Brixham, Devon, there have been 46 confirmed cases of cryptosporidiosis, a waterborne parasite that causes diarrhoea, forcing locals to boil their tap water before drinking it. And in Cumbriaâs Lake Windermere, it was just revealed that 10m litres of raw sewage were accidentally pumped into the beauty spot in late February.
âLook at the news, itâs horrendous,â said Taylor, a surf film festival director. âEveryone should have access to clean water and clean air, they are just basic human rights.â
Bristow said there were many factors causing the problems, but although Surfers Against Sewage was a charity that rendered it âbeyond party politicsâ, it was time for a change of regulation as well as greater imagination in planning. âWeâre not sure as an organisation whether nationalisation of waterways is the right way forward because it hasnât exactly worked in the devolved countries, but we certainly want to have a nature-led approach to solutions. We need to think about rewilding, rewooding, slow run-off and soft urban areas.
âAt present, weâve got a growing population, climate change and increased urban development. Weâve also got Victorian water systems, and weâve been building badly on top of those systems for the past 100 years. We havenât been investing properly to keep people safe.â
And yet, according to analysis, the water companies paid £2.5bn in shareholder dividends in the past two years and added £8.2bn to their net debt from 2021-23. Taylor said: âI donât know any other industry in which you can fail so catastrophically and do your job so badly and yet receive a great reward in terms of cash.â
As the protest wound down, Natalie Pramuk, a marine management student at Exeter University, exited the water. Despite the grim cause for the paddle-out, she was in optimistic mood. âThis is the first time Iâve done a paddle-out,â she said. âIt was exciting. The energy was really good and it was a powerful movement of people coming together â all different people who care about the sea for many different reasons. Itâs really empowering. I hope this raises awareness.â
Chris Hines, co-founder of Surfers Against Sewage, arrived in Falmouth after the paddle-out and said: âWe campaigned hard through the 90s and there was a massive investment â £5.5bn worth of sewage treatment works were built â but unfortunately everybody has taken their eye off the ball and the water companies have pulled their pants down and started shitting in the sea again.
âIâm immensely proud to see how many people came today and to see the spirit of people who use the sea. If you love something, youâll do anything you can to protect it. People are clearly angry and theyâre going to make change happen again.â